January 2011
162 posts
Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
December 2010
145 posts
miss world: Oh, new years... →
missworld:
It’s only 6PM and I’ve seen 5 cop cars and some sixth graders losing their shit on a street corner about “you’ll never guess what happened?!”.
I have no makeup on and I’m dressed like a slob and some really cute Blockbuster guy hit on me while I was there but I just laughed at his lines because…
OH MY JESUS. 200 Cigarettes gave me unrealistic expectations for awesome New...
Another year gone by and still I can't say that...
That awkward moment when Stephanie Meyer and Sarah...
thecuntmentality:
This.
OK
Tumblr is all Error up in my shit so I can’t edit. I meant Jan 1st, not Nov 1st, because I’m no Michael J Fox. I can’t go back to the future, or past for that matter. And I drank lots of wine. haha.
girl-farts asked: Do you have any bad habits? :)
Good night. Sleep tight. My little baby’s as high as a fucking kite.
– Anonymous MILF
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Sunken cheeks, dark eyes, dry lips, scraggly hair…denim jacket....
– Madison mother fucking Heath
Despite it all.
2600miles:
All the crap with the delayed flights and the extra hours just sort of waiting for Jamie to get here…
I’m super excited to get pretty tonight and pick him up. Being on vacation translates into not showering or putting makeup on. Like evvaaa.
What are you guys doing for New Years?
Thanks guys, I'll be answering these later.
turb0swag-:
Eternally.
Things I need right now:
candystaples:
oxblood:
•Pizza •A man •Cuddles
idk I could just cuddle pizza right now and that would be fine.
Cuddle pizza. haha.
If I’m not engaged in something that takes every bit of my concentration my mind...
– Tegan Quin (via debbie-abee)
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Also
Food, Inc made me realize the probable explanation as to why I get violently ill nearly every time I eat something.
Corn.
I’m fully aware that eating corn makes me really sick. But I didn’t know why I was getting sick other times, and now I know it’s because there’s creepy corn products in practically everything.
I feel like everyone else on Tumblr is best...
When Larry Summers suggests that men are inherently better at math than women,...
– Fannie’s Room: Breaking: Boys and Girls Are Inherently Different, Except When Boys Prove Worse At Stuff (via alisdee)
quirkycognomen asked: yay yay yay yay roadtrip!
SO BORED
I’m actually in bed with Netflix.
heyyohhhh asked: I'm ridiculously excited for you.
And I hope you're having an alright night. Read the whole being dumped post, so, I hope you're alright. I'm here if you want to talk and need a distraction.
<3
And I hope you're having an alright night. Read the whole being dumped post, so, I hope you're alright. I'm here if you want to talk and need a distraction.
<3
candystaples asked: Hi! It sounds like you're having a shitty time lately, so I hope you have happy holidays :)
In August of 1990 I found myself laying on my stomach in the woods with a pair...
– Kathleen Hanna, Our Hit Parade (via feminismistheshit)
Holy shit this is awesome.
(via putyourdukesup)
Shopping List
Cookie dough
Copious amounts of wine.
And no. I’m not sharing.
Still not dressed.